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Gorgeous Georgians

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Vile Victorians

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Ferocious Fights

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Daring Knights

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Awful Egyptians

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Punishment from ancient times

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rank and ruthless

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fearsome, toothless

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Horrible Histories presents...

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Ahoy, there!
Tis I, Captain Rattbeard.

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Aboard my vessel,
the Ratty McRatface.

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Arrr, harrr!

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A scurvy ratscal like me can
travel around the whole world by boat

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if he knows what he's doing.

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Sadly, I haven't got a clue.
I'm lost already.

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Help! Has anyone got a rat nav
or a Viking?

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They had loads of ingenious ways
of navigating the oceans,

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long before people started
using technology to do the job.

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(SIGHS) How are you enjoying
your first ocean voyage, Torsten?

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(VOMITS)

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Better out than in, especially if
you've been eating fermented shark.

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Are nearly there yet?
Oh, you're almost there.

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How do you know?
Look up. What is it?

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Oh, my bad.

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Should have said, "Look up,
but keep your mouth closed

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"in case the bird does a poop in it."

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Anyway, these birds,
they never stray far from land.

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So when we see them,
we know we're close.

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Look, there's a lot of them.
Excellent.

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That tells us
that we're very close to land now.

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But how do you know
which direction to go?

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There are certain clouds
that only appear above land,

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so we just simply head for them.

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Ah. Like that one up there?

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No, that's not the cloud.

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That's the same group of birds
from before,

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but all bunched together
in a big poopy bunch.

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You don't say?
Yeah, you don't often see that.

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So I see how the clouds
and the birds work.

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But we've sailed all the way
from Iceland.

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How do you know which
direction to sail

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when you're a long way from land
on the open sea?

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It's all up here.

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You see, I know that if we travel
from Snaefellsness in Iceland

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to Hvarf in Greenland,
the North Star will always be

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the same height
above the horizon in both places.

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So we sail for four days, keep the
North Star in the same place and...

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Well, you should arrive in about...
(THUD!)

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Hey! We're there!

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Where'd you learn all this?

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Most Vikings learned it
from their families.

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Oh, wait, I didn't want
to go to Hvarf in Greenland.

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I wanted to go to Stad in Norway.
What?

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But you kept saying, "Hvarf, Hvarf."

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Hvarf, Hvarf.

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Oh, I think I know
what's happened here.

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It's funny, I'm completely clean.
And yet you are covered in poo.

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Check it out.

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It crosses oceans,
it sails up rivers.

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It's a brand-new Viking longship.

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At top speed,
it can go over 35km/h.

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That's really fast, really fast.

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It can even sail through
terrible storms.

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This beast is such a beast,

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it even has a beast head
on the front.

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Beast heads can be anything,
a snake, a bull, a dragon, a hamster.

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Not a hamster!

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That's not beasty enough
for this beast.

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The longship is the same shape
at the front and the back,

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so it can go in both directions.

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All you have to do is turn around
and row the other way.

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In fact, I think the only problem
with the longship is...

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Phew, it absolutely stinks
when it's new. Stinky ship alert!

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It's covered in fat and sticky tar
to make it waterproof.

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Ah!

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I think I'm stuck to the tar.
Ah, bums!

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It's nearly bedtime here
at Yebeebies,

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so for all you little mariners
sailing off to Sleep Island,

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we've got a special guest today

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to tell us a bedtime story
about their real-life adventures.

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Hello, boys and girls.

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I am Christopher Columbus, and
in 1492, I sailed the ocean blue,

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searching for a new trade route
between Europe and China.

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But what I actually discovered
was an entire new continent,

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the Americas.

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What an adventure.

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It was full of exciting,
vibrant people

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that I could kidnap
and force to work for me.

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Sorry, what?

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And there was nothing they could do
because we were so heavily armed.

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OK, how about we just stick
to the adventure bits?

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OK, there were lots of swashbuckling
battles as we fought for our lives.

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There we go. Exciting. Charge!

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The battles ended when I cut
the heads off three local people.

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Here, let me show you how I did it.

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OK, seriously, I think we should stop
talking about the nasty stuff

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that you did to those poor people
who were already living there,

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and focus on the exploring.

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That's fine.

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After we finished, there
weren't many of them left anyway.

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Now, did you know
the Americas are filled with gold?

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Treasure? That's more like it.
Did you have a treasure map?

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I didn't need one.

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I just said I'd kill
any local person over the age of 14

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who didn't bring me gold.

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Much easier.

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OK, I think we've had enough
of your adventures for one day,

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possibly forever.

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You know, I think
the message of my story is

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when you are faced with
an impossible task,

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what you really need to do
is believe in yourself.

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Wow, that is a great message
for our children.

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For example, I believed it was right
to have members of my own crew

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whipped for buying food
without my permission.

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OK, OK. Get out!

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We're gonna get complaints
about this.

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Oh, I had someone complained about
what I did once.

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I just cut out their tongue.
What are you doing here?

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Good night, boys and girls.
Good night, children.

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Is he still here? Is he?
Which way is the canteen?

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No.

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Oh. Hello there.
Are you looking to set sail soon?

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Well, then,
you've come to the right place.

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I'm Bessie Miller,
19th century sea-based saleswoman.

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I, and many people like me, used
to sell something vital to sailors.

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But can you tell me what it was?

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Was it A, sails, B, ropes,
or C, wind?

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The answer is C, wind.
We would sell wind to sailors.

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And they thought if
they didn't buy the wind,

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their sailboats wouldn't be
able to sail.

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Ha! That's right.

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We claimed to have
complete control of the wind.

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(PASSES WIND) Oh, sorry.
Not that kind of wind.

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(PASSES WIND AGAIN) Oh! Ah!

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Boats haven't just been used
to explore the oceans.

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They've also been used
to fight wars on them.

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In 1588, King Philip II of Spain
unleashed the Spanish Armada

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when he sent hundreds of his ships

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to war with England
and Queen Elizabeth the First.

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His fleet was defeated,

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but more armadas were soon to come,
and they weren't all Spanish.

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Ah!

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VOICEOVER:

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That huge amount of ships
that we sent against the English,

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I think we made them mad.

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Try and invade us, will you, Spain?

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Well, now it's payback time.

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Sir Francis Drake.
Your Maj.

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Unleash the English armada.

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You had me at unleash the Eng.

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..led by Francis Drake
aboard his ship, Revenge.

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180 ships,
tens of thousands of soldiers.

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We shall destroy the Spanish fleet!
Attack!

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Wait!

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Instead of their fleet of ships,

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let's attack the Spanish city
of Coruna.

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I wonder if they've
conquered Spain yet.

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Hmm.

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OK, might take a bit longer
than I thought.

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Longer? The winds are blowing
in the wrong direction.

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The men are dying
of starvation and sickness.

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Why are you complaining about?
We've still got 5000 men.

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Yes, but we started out
with tens of thousands of men.

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It's not ideal.

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You know the English armada
we sent against the Spanish

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because of the Spanish Armada
they sent against us?

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Well, I think they may be
planning revenge.

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No.
Yes. Another Spanish armada!

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I'm beginning to think
armadas might be overrated.

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Yeah.

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Arrr, harr! We pirates
are the terror of the high seas.

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Everyone be afraid of us.

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Mostly because we
can't steer the boat

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and we're always bumping into them.

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But you know, ships don't
just go travelling on the water,

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they can also go under it,
in submarines.

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But what's it like to actually go
in a submarine?

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And when I say 'go', I'm not
talking about how you travel in one.

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the living toilet

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with a bucket so that you can

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with a cape to hide your face

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if you did a two or one

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No no no.
Greetings, friend.

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Who are you and what
are you doing on my U-boat?

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I am Loo Man, the living lavatory,

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and you look like a man who needs
little U-boat's captain's room.

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Yes, I do.

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Well, then, I would
like to apply for the jobby.

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We have a toilet. I'm meeting
the engineers there now.

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Engineer?
Yeah.

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Flushing the toilet is very complex

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and only a specially trained
person can do it.

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I'm intrigued.

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It is ready for you, captain.
Oh, thank goodness.

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Torpedoes away!
Oh, there we go.

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00:11:03,720 --> 00:11:04,800
Oh.

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00:11:04,840 --> 00:11:08,280
Tell me, mein freund,
do you call them the captain's logs?

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00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:12,960
Sorry, Loo Man. A pleasure to meet
a fellow poo-fessional.

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Feel better?
Oh, yes. Thank you.

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I'd leave it, if I were you.
Yes.

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You may flush when ready, engineer.

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00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:28,480
Alright, alright.
Hello? Goodness.

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00:11:28,520 --> 00:11:30,280
Yeah, my setup's a lot simpler
than yours,

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00:11:30,320 --> 00:11:31,760
if you want me
to take you through it.

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Nein, danke.
Please do not disturb me.

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00:11:34,640 --> 00:11:38,840
I must turn these levers and valves
in exactly the right order.

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Otherwise, the sea water
will flood into the vessel.

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Yeah, yeah, of course.
And out of interest...

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How many buckets worth of bum
bratwurst does baby store?

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00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:53,280
Well, actually,
the sub does not store its poop.

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Instead, we fire torpedoes
into the ocean with compressed air.

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Love it.

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00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:03,200
Hello? What's happened?
Has he done a floater?

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00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,400
Oh, no.
I've inputted the wrong sequence.

226
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The toilet is filling up with
seawater and the captain's logs.

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00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:11,760
Oh, you do call them
the captain's logs, then.

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00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:14,320
Captain, the toilet switch has
leaked into the ship's batteries

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and the sub
is filling with poisonous gas.

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We must surface and abandon ship.
Abandon ship! Code Brown!

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Abandon ship. Abandon ship!

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(BOOM!)
Shoulda used the bucket.

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Am I in? Get back a bit.

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If this doesn't go viral,
it's on you.

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Alright. OK. I'm going.

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What's up, boat fans?

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Wanna make a top-of-the-line
Assyrian riverboat?

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You need three things.

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One, wood.

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Two, sewn-up
inflated animal bladders.

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And there's a secret
third ingredient.

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Whoa, that's right, a donkey.

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This boat puts the 'ass' in Assyrian.

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What you need to do
is first make a wooden frame.

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You line it
with inflated animal bladders.

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Bam!

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Then this boat is gonna float you all
the way downstream to Babylon, baby.

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00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:14,560
But it's a bit harder getting back

249
00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:16,080
because the water's going
the wrong way.

250
00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:17,760
That's where the donkey comes in.

251
00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:21,840
So what you need to do is dismantle
the boat and sell the wood.

252
00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:23,520
Cha-ching!

253
00:13:23,560 --> 00:13:26,520
Then you need to put the inflated
animal bladders on the donkey

254
00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:31,080
and walk home, letting
the donkey do the donkey work.

255
00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:35,480
That's right, my friends.
This boat is geni-ass.

256
00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:38,920
(LAUGHS) Oh. Ow. Hate that donkey!

257
00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:46,680
Ever since there have been ships
at sea, there have been pirates.

258
00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:50,400
Even as far back
as ancient Roman times,

259
00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:53,000
a young Julius Caesar
found that out

260
00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:55,720
long before he became
a famous Roman general,

261
00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:59,680
when pirates captured him
while he was studying in Greece.

262
00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:02,240
Oh!

263
00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:05,960
Captain, we have captured
a young nobleman. He's a Roman.

264
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:09,360
Perfect. Tremble, Roman!

265
00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:13,280
For you have been captured by
the Cilician pirates.

266
00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:15,560
Yeah, can we hurry this up?
Eh?

267
00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:18,000
Look, I'm Gaius Julius Caesar.

268
00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:20,840
I've got a lot on,
and this is really starting to drag.

269
00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:23,680
Tremble!
We did that bit.

270
00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:26,040
Can we just get
to the ransom demand?

271
00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:28,920
Right. If your friends want
to see you alive again...

272
00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:31,680
Blah, blah, blah. How much?
Seriously?

273
00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:37,200
20 talents of silver.
20?

274
00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:41,080
How dare you? Tie me up, wrist.

275
00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:44,680
I'm staying right here
until you get a fee worthy of me.

276
00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:49,040
I mean, honestly, ankles.
I'm worth 50 talents at least.

277
00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:52,560
Fine, then, 50 talents, please.
Thank you.

278
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:55,200
20. Genuinely hurt by that.

279
00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:58,560
OK, I'll get my men
to arrange a payment.

280
00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:03,160
Oi, men, I've been captured
by silly sea...

281
00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:05,640
Cilician.
Cilician pirates.

282
00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:09,960
I need you to go around the Aegean
coastal cities and raise 50 talents.

283
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,280
And if they complain,

284
00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:14,560
kindly remind them that if
they were patrolling properly,

285
00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:18,560
then we wouldn't be having
so much trouble with these lowlifes.

286
00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:19,760
No offence.

287
00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:25,440
Down.
Steve, you don't have to.

288
00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:27,080
Good boy.

289
00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:29,040
What are you doing?
Ah!

290
00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:31,080
So, what have you guys
got planned for entertainment?

291
00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:32,760
Entertainment?

292
00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:35,400
Well, sometimes we play ball games
or hold athletic tournaments.

293
00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:37,080
Would you be quiet?
I don't want to play with him.

294
00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:38,320
Sounds fun. I'm in.

295
00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:41,200
Oh, and also, I'm gonna need
a few of your men for an audience.

296
00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:42,280
Audience?
Yeah.

297
00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:44,040
I'll be writing some poetry
whilst I'm here,

298
00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:45,640
and it'd be good
to get some feedback.

299
00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:49,000
Yeah, well,
my men don't really like poetry.

300
00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:50,600
Oh, great.

301
00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:54,120
I've been kidnapped by a bunch of
oiks who don't appreciate the arts.

302
00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:56,560
Oh!
Fine, I'll just get some shut-eye.

303
00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:59,520
Just keep it down.
No, I will not keep it down!

304
00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:02,160
I've gotta keep it loud.
I'm a pirate.

305
00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:03,200
Shush!

306
00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:06,200
Oh, and by the way, when I get free,
I'm gonna hunt you all down,

307
00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:09,440
and have you crucified,
and not in a nice way.

308
00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:10,480
Oh.

309
00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:12,280
I'd rather that
than listen to his poetry.

310
00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:15,560
Oh! The burn.
I can hear you, you know.

311
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:16,880
Sorry.

312
00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:21,200
Almost home to Spain.
I can't wait to...

313
00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:22,240
Oh!

314
00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:23,840
Arrr, harr!
Ah!

315
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:28,120
Boarded by pirates
when we were almost home to Spain.

316
00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:31,640
Pirates in this part of
the Mediterranean?

317
00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:32,920
You know what that could mean?

318
00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:34,520
They're going to rob and torture us?

319
00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:37,240
You don't think it means
we're being boarded by...

320
00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:39,720
ALL: Sayyida al-Hurra!

321
00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:41,840
Yaargh! Argh!

322
00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:43,880
(PIRATES CHEER)

323
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:46,840
What? The queen.
Yaaas, pirate queen.

324
00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:49,880
What are you both so happy about?
We're going to get killed.

325
00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:55,560
Quake in fear,
for it is I, Queen Sayyida.

326
00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:57,400
Look, it's gonna take ages
to write the whole thing.

327
00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:59,800
Can we just all agree
it says Sayyida?

328
00:16:59,840 --> 00:17:01,960
Die, pirate queen. Whoa!

329
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,200
(THUD!)

330
00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:04,400
You're amazing.

331
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:07,960
Seriously,
you're fawning over a pirate queen?

332
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:11,520
Sayyida isn't just a pirate queen.
She's the queen of Morocco.

333
00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:14,920
Oh, yeah, the Sultan
of Morocco put a ring on it.

334
00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:17,080
Oh, would you sign my arm?

335
00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:20,280
I'm assuming you're not planning
to chop it off or anything.

336
00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:23,160
I'm more into gold
than terrorising people.

337
00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:24,920
Unless you're Spanish.

338
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:28,040
The reason I do all this is
to get my revenge on the Spanish

339
00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:32,360
for invading my home in Granada
and exiling me.

340
00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:34,320
What name shall I put?
Carlos.

341
00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:38,280
It's a Spanish name, innit?

342
00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:43,080
Oh, um, yes, a bit.
It's, uh, short for Charles.

343
00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:44,600
Mmm. OK.

344
00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:49,680
"To Charles from Sayyida." There.
Thank you.

345
00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:53,160
For a moment there,
I thought you were about to kill me.

346
00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:55,560
Oh, I am gonna kill you.

347
00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:58,600
But now they can use your arm
to identify you

348
00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:00,280
after I cut your Spanish head off.

349
00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:04,960
Well, I don't mind. I've met
Queen Sayyida so I can die happy.

350
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,920
Do you, uh, know these two?
No, no, no.

351
00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:11,320
Where are my manners?
This is Fernando and Manuel.

352
00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:17,000
Oh, goody, more Spaniards.
Well, gracias for nothing.

353
00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:20,880
Killed by Queen Sayyida. I can't
wait to tell everyone back home.

354
00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:23,120
Worst voyage ever.

355
00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:27,600
John?

356
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:28,640
Yeah.

357
00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:32,720
I was just, uh, thinking
about our future together.

358
00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:36,000
No. Here we go again. Oh.

359
00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:39,120
I think we should take our pirate
relationship to the next level.

360
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:40,840
I want to have a matelotage.

361
00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:43,920
Pete, now is not a good time
to talk about this.

362
00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:45,960
Stinky Joe's listening.
Don't mind me.

363
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,720
Oh.

364
00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:51,400
Sorry to interrupt.
But, uh, what's a matelotage?

365
00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:53,280
Well, you know, it's when, uh,

366
00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:56,160
two pirates formally pair up
and share their belongings.

367
00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:57,600
Oh, like getting married?

368
00:18:57,640 --> 00:19:00,920
Oh, God, it's like
I've eaten a load of gunpowder

369
00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:02,280
and then stuck a lit match up.

370
00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:04,000
It's nothing like getting married.

371
00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:07,880
Anyway, I've drafted up
this contract for us.

372
00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:12,240
I'm gonna read it aloud and if
you agree, you can just say "I do."

373
00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:14,400
Sounds a bit like wedding vows.
(PASSES WIND)

374
00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:17,080
Oh, I don't know what I'm gonna do
when the bucket's full.

375
00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:18,120
Pete, stop.

376
00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:24,800
Do you, John, take me, Pete,
to be your lawful buccaneer partner?

377
00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:26,880
Sounds exactly like wedding vows.

378
00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:30,640
We can seal the deal by exchanging
some of our treasure

379
00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:32,080
as a sign of trust.

380
00:19:32,120 --> 00:19:35,560
Oh, yeah, a couple of rings, maybe.
Shut it, Stinky Joe.

381
00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:39,400
OK, coincidentally, yes,
I was going to suggest the ring

382
00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:41,600
that I stole when we
plundered the Queen Mary.

383
00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:47,680
You know, I thought right then
you are the shipmate for me.

384
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:50,760
I promised myself I wouldn't cry.
(PASSES WIND)

385
00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:53,960
Oh, but that's gonna bring tears
to anyone's eyes.

386
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:57,720
Shush. It's not a wedding.
It's a matelotage.

387
00:19:57,760 --> 00:20:00,920
Pete, I'm flattered, I really am,
but I just can't commit to...

388
00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:04,080
When I die, as is tradition
with all matelotages,

389
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:05,600
you get to keep all my stuff.

390
00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:08,640
Pete, you're not listening.
I can't have a matelotage with you.

391
00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:09,680
Why not?

392
00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:16,240
Because I'm having a matelotage
with someone else, alright.

393
00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:20,080
Well, this is awkward.
(PASSES WIND)

394
00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:25,560
Pete, please say something.
(GROANS)

395
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:28,320
Frankly, I think that says it all.

396
00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:30,000
Pete!

397
00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:33,560
Hi, guys.

398
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:35,400
She's Anne Bonny, I'm Mary Read,

399
00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:39,400
and together we put the 'grrrrr'
in Girrrrrrl Boss Pirates.

400
00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:42,960
Thanks for joining us for
our step-by-step guide to...

401
00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:52,640
Now we all find our pirate crews
in different ways.

402
00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:55,480
I disguised myself as a man...
VOICEOVER: Hmm, manly.

403
00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:57,840
..and joined a ship headed
for the West Indies.

404
00:20:57,880 --> 00:21:00,240
When we got attacked by pirates,
I thought, "Well..."

405
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:04,560
And I joined the same crew as Mary.
We are...

406
00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:14,840
Now you can't be shy of a bit
of fisticuffs if you're a pirate.

407
00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:19,840
Mary here likes to shoot people
for being cowards.

408
00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:21,400
Guilty.

409
00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:25,640
Now, all of this can get you into
a teensy bit of trouble.

410
00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:34,640
Admittedly, this is the one
that we're not so good at.

411
00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:36,400
But definitely worth
putting in the effort

412
00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:38,400
because it could save your life.

413
00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:39,440
Oh.

414
00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:42,360
When our pirate crew was
captured by the British Navy

415
00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:45,640
and sentenced to death,
Anne and I did something called...

416
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:49,320
So we went up to the executioner,

417
00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:53,720
and in our best, sweetest,
most ladiest voices, we said...

418
00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:58,960
And action!
"Please, mister, don't kill me.

419
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:03,960
"Just a sweet little lady with
a pirate baby in her tum tum."

420
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:08,160
"You wouldn't hurt a lovely little
baby pirate lady, would you?"

421
00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:12,240
And it worked! No execution for us.

422
00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:15,640
We were in the clear.
Well, almost.

423
00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:19,400
WARDEN: Right, ladies,
the judge wants to see you again.

424
00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:21,320
Pleading the belly
only gets you off the hook

425
00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:23,560
while you're actually pregnant.

426
00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:27,480
Well, that's all we've got time
for today, girlboss pirate fans.

427
00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:29,240
Don't forget to smash a like,

428
00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:31,960
and if you see us coming,
run for your lives.

429
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,840
We're pirates!
Argh!

430
00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:38,040
For much of history, only men
were encouraged to be sailors.

431
00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:41,400
But that didn't mean women couldn't
find their way onto ships, too.

432
00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:42,920
And not just as pirates.

433
00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:45,680
Even though you had to be a man
to join the Royal Navy

434
00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:48,360
in the 18th century,
one clever young woman

435
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:51,880
found a way to break the rules
and get herself on board.

436
00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:52,920
Oh!

437
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:57,240
Well, men, after many long years
in the Royal Navy,

438
00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:58,960
we're finally back in England.

439
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:02,480
I'm proud to call you my brothers.

440
00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:05,040
Peter.
Right back at you, man.

441
00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:07,880
Ah. Michael.
Brother in arms.

442
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:14,120
And old James.
Eh, brothers. Men we all are.

443
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:15,160
Haha!

444
00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:16,960
Oh, do you know what?
I'm gonna have to come clean.

445
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,680
Speak your mind, my man.

446
00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:21,720
Yeah, see, I'm not a man.
I'm a woman.

447
00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:23,320
My name is Hannah Snell,

448
00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:26,960
and I only pretended to be a man
so I could join the Royal Navy.

449
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,840
Oh ho ho! But, James...
Hannah.

450
00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:31,480
Did this happen
when you came on land?

451
00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:32,920
Is this, like, a mermaid thing

452
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:35,160
where you become a man
when you go out to sea?

453
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:36,360
No, I've always been a woman.

454
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:40,440
Look, I only signed up to the Royal
Navy so I could find my husband.

455
00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:42,760
He was a Dutch sailor, and he
abandoned me after we got married.

456
00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:44,680
And did you find him, James?
Hannah.

457
00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:50,400
Uh, yes. He'd been executed.
Uh, yes, that's less cute.

458
00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:52,640
Why'd you bring that up?
My bad.

459
00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:54,920
I'll be honest with you, James.
Hannah.

460
00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:57,600
This is a lot to take in.

461
00:23:57,640 --> 00:24:00,040
Seriously? None of you were
suspicious about anything?

462
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:01,320
No.

463
00:24:01,360 --> 00:24:03,120
Well, we've been sailing
around together for years.

464
00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:04,960
This has come completely out
of the blue for me.

465
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,880
Michael, you used to call me
Miss Molly.

466
00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:09,000
Yeah, on account of your
smooth lady like cheeks

467
00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:10,960
and the fact you never
had to shave your beard.

468
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:12,760
Well,
and that didn't ring any bells?

469
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:14,960
Well, we just thought
you were Norwegian.

470
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:17,800
OK, what about that time I got shot?

471
00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:19,480
Instead of using
the regiment surgeon,

472
00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:21,080
I insisted on dealing
with it myself.

473
00:24:21,120 --> 00:24:23,240
Well, I just thought
that was very manly.

474
00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:24,320
Coolest thing I've ever seen.

475
00:24:24,360 --> 00:24:26,320
No, it was because some of the
wounds were near my lady bits,

476
00:24:26,360 --> 00:24:27,440
and I didn't wanna get found out.

477
00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:30,160
Ooh, TMI.
Well, James...

478
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:31,200
Hannah...

479
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:32,520
Whatever your name is,

480
00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:36,880
we do so hope that you will
join us on our next voyage.

481
00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:39,800
That's very kind of you,
but there's absolutely no way

482
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:41,960
the Royal Navy
will let me stay on now.

483
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:45,960
Probably just head home,
read a book, maybe run a pub.

484
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,080
Pubs! They're no place for ladies.

485
00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:51,600
Wait, wait, I'm one right now.
Also, I can handle myself.

486
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:53,600
Remember, I was literally with you

487
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:55,560
in the middle
of the fighting in India.

488
00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:58,360
I got wounded in my legs 11 times.
Good times.

489
00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:03,360
Yes. Well, Miss Molly, it's been
an absolute honour to serve with you.

490
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:04,640
Yeah.
To James.

491
00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:06,960
To Jimmy.
Oh, it's Hannah.

492
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:08,800
Now who's Molly?

493
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:14,920
Because if I'm honest with you, I
have not been following this at all.

494
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:17,320
Well, shipmates, our voyage is over

495
00:25:17,360 --> 00:25:19,800
and we're coming back
safely into port.

496
00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:22,000
Nothing can go wrong...
(CANNON BLAST)

497
00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:23,640
..now.

498
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:27,800
Ah! My boat's sprung a leak.
I'm sinking.

499
00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:29,440
And I was so close to home.

500
00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:33,600
Still, it's not the first time
a ship went down close to home.

501
00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:37,480
Henry the 1st's white ship went down
with his son and heir on board

502
00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:39,520
as it was leaving port.

503
00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:43,240
Henry the 8th's Mary Rose sank
just outside Southampton,

504
00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:47,320
and Swedish King Gustavus Adolphus'
super ship, the Vasa,

505
00:25:47,360 --> 00:25:50,920
sailed less than a mile
before it sank.

506
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:54,560
Ah, rats can swim, right?
I guess I'm about to find out.

507
00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:55,640
Ah! Ah!

508
00:25:55,680 --> 00:26:00,560
Oh, my goodness, look at that boat!
It's sinking!

509
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:02,320
But isn't that boat the white ship?

510
00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:05,120
King Henry's son, William Adelin,
is on board that boat.

511
00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:06,320
Oh!
Yeah.

512
00:26:06,360 --> 00:26:09,680

but they make us cry

513
00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:11,400


514
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:13,560

with the heir to the crown

515
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:16,200

and a leak got sprung

516
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:19,040

when they sailed home from France

517
00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:22,880

They thought it was a lark

518
00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:24,600

My heir got sunk

519
00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:26,560

Now there's gonna be war

520
00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:27,760



521
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:28,840



522
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:30,000


523
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:35,600

when I'm fighting France

524
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:37,400

took too much of a chance

525
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:39,560

when she turned in the wind

526
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:42,120

and she got stuck

527
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:45,040

Sailors got hosed

528
00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:46,800


529
00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:48,720


530
00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:50,760

400 drowned

531
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:52,720

they achieved nada

532
00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:55,440



533
00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:56,480



534
00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:58,480



535
00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:02,080
Yo, yo! MC King
Gustavus Adolphus on the decks.

536
00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:04,600
Well, on the deck.

537
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:07,240

to put Sweden on the map

538
00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:09,200

began to clap

539
00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:11,360

'Cause it got loose

540
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:14,200


541
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:16,920

made the ship overtilt

542
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:20,520

and the water dragged her under

543
00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:24,160

but was sunk by a gentle breeze

544
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:27,680

they saw our plans botched

545
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:29,200



546
00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:30,920



547
00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:32,720
Fancy pretending it didn't happen?

548
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:34,040
No.
No.

549
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:35,080
Worth a try.

550
00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:39,160
ALL:
but they made us cry

551
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:42,840

The memory makes us wince

552
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:46,480

But they're legends ever since

553
00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:49,280


554
00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:52,960
I am Loo Man, the living lavatory.

555
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:55,000
Or as you might say, in Germany,
the Cape...

556
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:56,080
(ALL LAUGH)

557
00:27:56,120 --> 00:27:58,600
(BLEEP) Haha!
I've turned into a muppet.

558
00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:02,080
(ALL LAUGH)
(AS SWEDISH CHEF) Hurdy gurdy.

559
00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:04,720


560
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:08,200

horrible histories.

561
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:09,240
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562
00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:10,960
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